What is KinkyCrayons?
KinkyCrayons is a bold new brand of adult coloring books blending cheeky humor, sexy storytelling, and stunning illustration.
But it’s more than just fun and flirty... it’s a tribute to the chaos and charm of real women.
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These books are about all of us: the wild ones, the weird ones, the curvy, the messy, the glam, the hot-mess express. From Barbie-girl bachelorettes to plus-size party queens, these pages celebrate every shade of womanhood, black, white, and everything in between.
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Each book is a full vibe. One part adult coloring, one part storytelling, and 100% unforgettable. You’re not just filling in lines, you’re reliving the nights you sorta remember and the memories you’ll never forget.
Grab your crayons, pour a
drink, and let the chaos begin!
More Than a Coloring Book… It’s a Whole Damn Mood
At KinkyCrayons, we don’t just make coloring books, we curate a full-on moment. A little escape. A little indulgence. A wildly fun way to reconnect with your inner chaos goddess and let her play for a while.
This isn't just art. It’s an experience, brought to you by Blush & Ink, a boutique creative publishing house obsessed with storytelling, sensuality, and all things slightly unhinged (in the best way).
Bride or Die is designed to sweep you away, back to that one night in Vegas, that crazy bachelorette blowout, or that totally unhinged friend you still can’t believe you survived. Every page pulls you deeper into the story with scenes that are sexy, funny, dramatic, and dripping in nostalgia. You’ll laugh, blush, cringe a little… and love every second of it.
And we don’t stop there. Because what’s a night in without the full package?
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We include:
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A custom Spotify playlist to match every scene in the book
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A signature cocktail recipe (or two) to sip while you color
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Creative snack ideas (sweet and salty, of course)
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A cheeky little Q&A page to fill out and share if you’re feeling bold
There are even hidden Easter eggs tucked into the illustrations... and if you know, you know.
Every KinkyCrayons™ book is made with real care, edge, and flair. We obsess over the details so you don’t have to. From the storytelling to the artwork to the vibe, this is a grown-up coloring book like no other.
“A grown-up coloring book with zero chill and all the glitter-soaked drama.”
Why Bride or Die?
You don’t have to be a bride to love it. But if you are… girl, we got you...
Bride or Die is the first coloring book in the KinkyCrayons™ collection... and it’s a wild one. Think of it as a love letter to every unhinged girls’ night, every missing shoe, every mystery bruise, every “Wait, did that actually happen?” moment...
This book is for every woman who's ever ended up with a tattoo, a traffic cone, or a stranger’s sunglasses… and called it a good night.
But if you are planning a bachelorette bash? This book is your ultimate party favor. It’s cheeky, sexy, unforgettable and way better than a sash and a shot glass. Give your girls a hilarious, high-quality keepsake they’ll actually want to color, post, and laugh about forever.
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Because memories fade... but scandalous coloring pages are forever.
“Every book includes a private Spotify playlist, perfectly matched to each scene. One moment you’re sipping champagne poolside, the next you’re belting Avril Lavigne in the back of a Vegas limo. Trust us, you’ll want headphones.”
Sneak a Naughty Little Peek
Preview a few of our cheeky scenes... but no peeking past the watermark. The full book’s waiting for you on Amazon!
First stop: fabulous. The girls roll into Vegas in style... and yes, the full-res version is even more iconic.
Lounging by the pool, flirting with trouble. Don’t let the watermark fool you... this scene is a stunner in full quality.
Aces wild and heels higher... the bachelorettes are on a hot streak. High-res detail and glam await you in the book.
Chippendales, cocktails, and chaos. You’ll want to see every dollar drop in the high-res version inside the book.
Grab the Book!
Ready to color your way through the wildest bachelorette weekend ever? “Bride or Die” is the ultimate adult coloring book, packed with hot mess moments, flirty chaos, and jaw-dropping illustrations you won’t find anywhere else. Grab your crayons, pour a drink, and let the fun begin!
Coming Soon To A Nightstand Near You
The ink is barely dry on Bride or Die, and we’re already cooking up the next batch of cheeky chaos. Here’s what’s coming soon from KinkyCrayons™... and trust us, it’s going to be FUN!
Mother of All Escapes
She’s got kids, chaos, and a half-finished coffee somewhere…
but in her head, she’s already halfway to Cabo.
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A deliciously relatable escape fantasy for every overbooked,
under-appreciated mama who just wants to color
something scandalous after bedtime.
Princesses Gone Wild
Fairytales? Over it.
These enchanted rebels are off the rails and out of the castle.
Think spring break meets fantasyland...
crowns on, tops off, and glass slippers nowhere in sight.
Who's Your Daddy?
A gloriously over-the-top tribute to our favorite gay besties...
pool boys, sugar daddies, leather daddies and everything
in between.
It’s campy, naughty, and unapologetically extra…
just the way they like it.
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Follow us for sneak peeks, playlist drops, and late-night design leaks, because at KinkyCrayons™, there’s always another deliciously naughty idea on the drawing board.
